queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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ever-so-dreamy:

 

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

image

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faultinourinfinity:

TFIOS edit

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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trippy-hippy-daydreaming:

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

That’s perfectly reasonable.

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mommatomycrabcakes:

"LSD causes users to lose weight."

That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

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